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The Ostrich

Ostriches are remarkable birds
famous for many things:
Giant eggs, and giant turds,
and tiny, little wings.

Their eggs were carved by ancients
their skills to commercialize.
And thus they helped their trade to grow
and their craft to globalize.

by Professor William Hodos
(University of Maryland)


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