Behold
the legend of VIBE.
On our search for a higher level of drunkenness several of the rugby
league team have encountered a strange entity. This entity has been
embraced by many team members and has become known as VIBE.
VIBE
is purple in colour and the innocent bystander may be forgiven
for mistaking it for a well known black currant cordial. At first
taste it also tastes like a well known black currant cordial. At
this point it is important to note that the sipping or gulping of
VIBE
is strictly forbidden, VIBE
is only allowed to be consumed (within the rugby team) in an extremely
rapid fashion with the aid of a straw bent over the side of the
bottle (commonly known as a strawpedo). The only other method of
VIBE
consumption allowed by the team is in pint measures dispensed from
the all powerful BOOZE
TUBE.
VIBE
is basically an alcoholic form of a well known colourful bovine
energy drink. In tests conducted by the rugby league team it has
been found that to get optimum stimulation in preparation for a
night at the WEDGE
between 6 and 10 bottles must be strawpedode within an hour
(IF YOU ARE NORMAL PLEASE DON'T DO THIS). Some people have
tried to breach the 12 bottle barrier but said they had problems
sleeping and paying attention in lectures for the rest of the week.
Ooops, I knew I was supposed to be somewhere. Now I must draw to
an end this tail about what many in the team believe to be the holly
grail of the alchopop world. If you don't believe me, and many would
not, please do try this wonderful drink and see for yourself its
WEDGIES
enhancing properties.
Ta ta !!
Someone under
the influence of VIBE.
P.S. I also
recommend Z.
P.P.S I bring
sad news, the legendary VIBE
is no longer being made but we are reassured its replacement
will be just as amazing.
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ARRRHHHHHH
!!! Our amazing VIBE
shirts.


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