| Quotes Board |
Well the experiment seems to have worked and the BUCG quotes board has quickly become famed throughout... er, well Conservation Group. I doubt I'll ever get around to setting-up an online form so feel free to continue to email entries to me (sj0225@bris.ac.uk).
"She didn't come on anything" Ally about Ruth, 19th June 2003 (BBQ) "Five minutes in and out!" Ruth, 19th June 2003 (BBQ) "I kept fingering it and now it's gone all squishy" Chris, 17th March 2003 (AGM) "We're filling it in from either side but i've got the bigger hole" Al, 16th February 2003 "I think i'd rather have you than Ed" Mary (to Tony), 16th February 2003 "Is there anything enormous down there?" Al, 16th February 2003 "It's actually quite firm" Al, 16th February 2003 "You're quite big, aren't you Al?" Mary, 16th February 2003 "Can you see over it? It's so big!" Gemma, 13th February 2003 "Those balls are hard!" Ruth 1, 13th February 2003 "If anyone wants to come twice it'll make things more exciting" Ruth 1, 13th February 2003 "I've had some of my best moments with a McFlurry" Tony, 6th February 2003 "If I wasn't insane I wouldn't like any of you" Ally, 19th January 2003 "You can't have her 2 evenings this week" Tony, 15th January 2003 "I'll have to learn to use my feminine wiles" Sam, 16th January 2003 "I'm physically fairly useless" Tony, 15th January 2003 "He said boo and my entire bed shook" Ruth 1, 31st October 2002 "I think he fancies me" Gareth, 31st October 2002 "He was clasped onto his trousers, thrusting" Ruth 2, 31st October 2002 "I know how to arouse a squirrel" Gareth, 31st October 2002 "Its kind of stuck in Harry so it might take a while to get it out" Ally, 31st October 2002 "He's kind of aroused" Gareth, 31st October 2002 "Have you been feeling up Harry?" Tony (to Gareth), 31st October 2002 "I keep seeing pimps" Ed, Alfrick October 2002 "Al's hot" Ally, Alfrick October 2002 "It's staying up" Lisa, Alfrick October 2002 "He had to erect it in the living room" Ruth 1, Alfrick October 2002 ""I'll give her a week & she'll be in my bed" Philippa, 13th October 2002 ""I can't do an elephant, its too big" Rob, 15th October 2002 ""We drove down a road and hit a peasant" Yue, 18th Sep 2002 ""Oooo you're well equipped" Ruth 1, 19th Sep 2002 ""Nigel you're drooping!" Ruth 1, 21st Sep 2002 ""I've got Ruth Horizontal" Al, 21st Sep 2002 ""As long as I've got a waterproof coat on I'm fairly satisfied" Caroline, 21st Sep 2002 ""You pick up anything dead" Tony, 21st Sep 2002 "I'm already drunk and I've only had half of my coke" Yue, Scotland Trip September 2002 "I wear XXL boxer shorts" Ruth, Scotland Trip September 2002 "I tried to get friendly with some sheep, but they ran away" Yue, Scotland Trip September 2002 "I've never seen anyone do it with a knife and fork before" Tony, 19 Mar 02 "That's gonna be a hard one" James, 19 Mar 02 "Is it very hard though?" Ruth 1, 19 Mar 02 "Tony's had more than me" Ruth 1, 19 Mar 02 "I don't do it on demand" Beth, 17 Mar 02 "I've got things to play with" Ruth 1, 17 Mar 02 "Wow, that's a big one" Caroline, 17 Mar 02 "Yogurt?"
Tim "I'm the king of the castle... and Shaun's the queen" Sue, 17 Mar 02 "I've never seen one like that before" Ruth 1, 17 Mar 02 "Put it in that nice hole there" Shaun, 17 Mar 02 "I love you bush, I love you" Beth, 17 Mar 02 "Tim looks rather sexy there!" Chris, 12 Mar 02 "Cor, that's a big one" Ruth 2, 3 Mar 02 "Mine are just the biggest ones in the room" Al, 3 Mar 02 "Cor, that feels hard" Tony, 3 Mar 02 "You've grown 5 inches Shaun" Mary, 3 Mar 02 "I was not snoring or moaning or farting or anything" Beth, 3 Mar 02 "Oooh! It's so hard... it's so big! Oooh! I think I can fit the big one in here" Ruth, 2 Mar 02 "Bagsy going with Robert"
Ruth "He's a man, he has to beat you" Mary, 2 Mar 02 "It was cold and it was hard and it was pointy" Sue, 2 Mar 02 "The moment she was unconscious we could do what we wanted" Alastair, 2 Mar 02 "If it was dark we wouldn't see people winking at us" Tony, 2 Mar 02 "Tony, may I recline on your bed?" Sue, 2 Mar 02 "Ooo, did I give you too much? That's so exciting!" Ruth, 2 Mar 02 "You can do one hole each" Gemma, 2 Mar 02 "I nearly had you earlier on" Tony, 2 Mar 02 "There's something quite hard down there at the moment" Al, 2 Mar 02 "Give Shaun a big one" Sue, 2 Mar 02 "It's a bit curly on the end" Tony, 2 Mar 02 "Oh good, you're putting it away" Ally, 2 Mar 02 "That's a hell of a pair"
Mary "I'm getting offers from everywhere!" Ruth 2, 1 Mar 02 "I do not fart" Beth "Ooh my bladder!" Beth, 26 Feb 02 "I spontaneously combusted into laughter when I looked at Tim yesterday" Sue, 26 Feb 02 "Don't encourage that sort of behaviour"
Beth "I want a little tiny one like my dad's" Al, 24 Feb 02 "Hold on Al, I'll have it off in a minute" Tony, 24 Feb 02 "Ruth's been around quite a bit recently" Tim, 24 Feb 02 "I sleep with Tina" Ruth, 21 Feb 02 "It's much more fun with power tools" Al, 14 Feb 02 "What? You've never done it sober?"
Ally "What do you expect me to do? Sit on him or something?" Ally, 14 Feb 02 "Beth had this massive great one in her hands" Rob, 14 Feb 02 "I've gotta remember to take my trousers with me" Tony, 14 Feb 02 "I'll just lie here with Gemma impaled in me" Tony, 14 Feb 02 "I don't know anything about the bare naked ladies" Tony, 14 Feb 02 "Can we have a quote-book free night please?" Tony, 14 Feb 02 "Set the pace Tony!" Mary, 12 Feb 02 "Mine's only a small one" Shaun, 12 Feb 02 "Do you know Tim? He's so sexy" Mary, 12 Feb 02 "There's nothing quite like an excited Ruth" Tony, 12 Feb 02 "The other one was too bent to go up and down" Tony, 12 Feb 02 "Do you toss?" Ruth, 12 Feb 02 "I am so hot!" Beth, 12 Feb 02 "What's an AGM?" Ruth, 12 Feb 02 "How did four inches come up?" Ruth, 12 Feb 02 "I think I'm going to go and hide in a bush" Al, 10 Feb 02 "I have yellow balls, what colour are yours?" Al, 10 Feb 02 "He's spending all night in Emily" Ally, 10 Feb 02 "It's been eaten by something between Gemma's legs" Tony, 10 Feb 02 "I'm quite happy not having any quotes on the quotes board" Al, 10 Feb 02 "Alan, it's all sticky" Ally, 10 Feb 02 "Do you need some balls?" Ruth, 6 Feb 02 "I've finally found you, and my glasses have steamed up!" Ruth, 6 Feb 02 "I've been up the other end all day" Tony, 6 Feb 02 "If I don't have it off, I really notice" Ruth, 4 Feb 02 "I don't strut, I just get on with it" Chris, 4 Feb 20 "Chris was at home watching Blind Date" Beth, 31 Jan 02 "It was this big" Beth, 31 Jan 02 "We're smoking him out, like a rat!" Gemma, 23 Jan 02 "This is the best walk ever" small boy, 20 Jan 02 "I've got the willy pen" Beth, 10 Dec 01 "Ooh, this one's soft and squidgy." Ruth, 10 Dec 01 "I'm up for anything, you know" Beth, 10 Dec 01 "Boy is that going to be sticky in the morning" Tony, 10 Dec 01 "Mary has an amazing arse" Mary, 10 Dec 01 "I am not getting off with Tim" Tony, 10 Dec 01 "As an engineer, I don't do faces" Tony, 10 Dec 01 "We've lost Chris and he's in Mel's room" Beth, 10 Dec 01 |