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This is to certify that
Chris has attained an outstanding level at cheese
grating, and has hereby been presented
with: The
"Slotted spoon"
Award
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This is to certify that Ed
would really like to be a hamster in a wheel, and is hereby presented
with: The
"Charcoal
kiln-wheel"
Award
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This is to certify that Gina
has managed to find yet another use for her hairbrush handle, and has hereby
been presented with: The
"Novel tea
stirrer"
Award
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This is to certify that Mark
has managed to swing from the trees like an ape, and has hereby been presented
with: The
"Tarzan"
Award
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This is to certify that Tom
has antagonised the pub locals to such an extent, that he be presented with
the: The
"Whisky, duck and
darts"
Award
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This is to certify that James has
scared everyone silly on a dark lane, and shall be presented
with: The
"Old man behind the
tree"
Award
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This is to certify that Tim
has always set such a fine presidential example, that he be presented
with: The
"We'll be leaving the Union when the
President gets out of bed"
Award
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This is to certify that Sue
has never been at all tipsy when using a slasher, and so shall be presented
with: The
"I'm perfectly shafe wiv this schlasher, as
I's only 'ad one bottle o' wine officher!"
Award
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This is to certify that Alison has been
extremely diligent at keeping the gloves mank free, and shall be presented
with: The
"Whoops, I've destroyed the UH washing
machines"
Award
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This is to certify that Beth
has been so nice to everyone all year by giving us sweets, that she be presented
with: The
"Nice person"
Award
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